Words Falling Apart - Fleur's Blog

:. 27.10.03 .:

20:39 - Ils sont fous ces roumains
(attention post extrêmement indigeste pour les non-anglophones et un peu indigeste pour les non-rolistes)

Ca se passe au taff. Normal, vu que je passe ma vie au taff.
Bref.
Ca se passe au taff, et je viens de recevoir la toute dernière version d'un jeu qu'on doit présenter à Orange. Le chef de projet roumain (parce que le jeu est développé en Roumanie) me parle sur MSN :

Ziam : ok... hope the orange suits like it
Flaoua : I don t know why
Flaoua : reading that sentence
Flaoua : I imagined a huuuuuuge Ogre with a flashy orange suit
Flaoua : and a tiny little me presenting him the game :)
Ziam : well i imagined that when i wrote it... isn't that what orange employs usually?
Flaoua : :]
Ziam : make sure he doesn't swallow you...
Flaoua : I ll dodge :]
Ziam : be very carefull corporation ogres are quite good at doing that...
Flaoua : I ll attack him with my special PowerpointKiller spell
Ziam : if it's below lvl 3 he has natural resistance to it...
Flaoua : I have a wand of PowerPointKilling .. Casts spell like a level 15 wizard
Ziam : hei... you got that from the Tomb of Reckless Bug Testing? I found it there on a Splinter Cell testerghoul.
Flaoua : Yup, bought the map of the Tomb from an old pirate in Ankh-Morpork
Ziam : i killed that pirate... he was gay and tried to turn one of my party members to his evil ways (we are allowed to make gay jokes in Romania)
Ziam : he only had a Belt of Poignant Striking with piercing damage + 12; perhaps to help out in his endeavours.
Flaoua : (you re killing me Alexandru .. I m laughing like crazy in the middle of the office and Jehanne is just in front of me talking very seriously to someone :))) )
Ziam : i really hate gay pirates, that's a given
Flaoua : well, you know, it s not like they were roaming the streets these days ..
Flaoua : while, orange suit wearing Ogres, on the other hand ...
Ziam : man, i should have known that pirate had something useful on him... so you got the map from him before... it was a surprisingly difficult battle (he employed a lot of dirty rearguard tricks, trying to attack our rear lines)
Flaoua : Well .. I understand better why I was able to buy him that map for only 2 Gold pieces .. I had my menestrel with me .. A tall blond Elf ..
Ziam : where you that chaotic evil person that sold him the poor blond elf for the map and a red Armani Light Leather Armor +6 Charisma?
Flaoua : chaotic evil ? You must be mistaken my friend .. I m chaotic neutral .. way more fun .. but the Armani Armor, yes I recall, that was totally me !
Ziam : lawfull good myself... it's all the rage at the monastery with the ladies... they are all crazy after paladins... sometimes i get lucky and even join them for prayer in their quarters where we can even hold hands
Ziam : wild stuff
Flaoua : wahoo .. that s what I call ..... fun .. *ahem*
Ziam : you get to kill all kinds of people for being pagans or at least in the name of righteousness (whatever that means) so i signed up... seemed fun allthough i had to enlarge the meaning of pagan when i got drunk with the Blood of Christ (aka really cheap red wine)
Ziam : gets lonely pretty fast but the butchering pretty much makes up for it. especially of gay pirates.
Flaoua : hmm I see what you mean .. Maybe I should reconsider my choice of career ..
Flaoua : Do you get a lot of grateful naked virgins ?
Ziam : don't tell me genocide is your thing too
Ziam : well yes and no... they are virgins... but they don't stay grateful
Flaoua : Genocide .. I don't know .. but I never say no to a good slaughter
Flaoua : Mhh .. Are there some job openings at your monastery ?
Ziam : i don't know what can you do?
Flaoua : well I can pretty much slay anything that runs slower than me ... I can handle a lot of grateful virgins .. I can ... hmm .. I can cook the best Pasta Carbonara at the east of Baldur's Gate
Ziam : if you promise to steer clear of the enlightened systers (or girlies as i like to call them during prayer) i would be willing to take into account your credentials
Flaoua : mhh .. that shouldn't be a problem
Ziam : the virgins you can have... but there is something about the monastery girls that kind of drives me nuts: the way they carry their moustache, the hairy legs
Ziam : the pious bovine look
Ziam : you name it...
Flaoua : arrrhh .. hairy legs ! Say no more my friend, or I am not sure I will be able to contain myself
Ziam : wicked
Flaoua : you're too good, Sir.

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